Churning The
Kern - Rafting California's Sierra
By Josh Edelson
There I was,
peering down over the edge of a cliff, shivering as the wind raced
through my hair. I watched the droplets of river water fall from
the tip of my nose 30 feet to the rumbling whitewater below. This
was why I had come; to finally put my seemingly endless slumber of
everyday apathy to rest. (Opening photo: Voyage with Jetsetters
Magazine writer Josh Edelson down the Lower Kern River on a White
Water Rafting Adventure.)
It had only been a few hours into day one and already we had carved
a route through intense Class III rapids, participated in numerous
water fights, and ate a lunch easily comparable to a five-course
buffet on a cruise ship. Now, three stories above the taunting Kern
River, I stood there debating whether or not I had the courage to
jump.
A lot goes through your mind when you're standing atop a cliff, but
this was what I came for to feel scared; to feel nervous; to feel.
. . something. In a world where society has trained us to become
money making machines, we tend to forget about the things that make
us happy. We tend to forget what it's like to be out there, tasting
the scent of the Earth, smelling the sun.
The moment I stepped off that ledge, something happened to me. My
heart started racing, my eyes opened like oyster shells, and for
one brief moment, I forgot about the years of career searching, the
constant pressure to build a family and an above average house, the
need for a status-symbol car. There was one thing on my mind as I
was flying through the air that recurrent dream I've always had
where I fall, and awake just as I hit the ground.
It was
one of those dreams where you lose all control, and you know
something? It felt good! I listened carefully as the pitch and
speed of the wind in my ears rose as I fell faster, and faster
toward the beckoning river below. The hairs on my arms trembled
with fear, my blood pressure rose; my brain was on information
overload. Then "Splashdown!" My shoes slapped the water like a bat
on a tin trash can, and the Kern River quickly gobbled me up and
spit me out downstream to the eddy where the rest of my crew
welcomed me back. Now, I was awake; now, I was alive.
The Lower Kern river is warm. Now arguably, someone from Alaska
might think a 45 degree shower is warm, but I'm from California,
and I'm telling you, this river was warm. The reason for this is
because the entire flow of the Lower Kern is runoff from the damn
upstream which warms in Lake Isabella. It's based in The Sequoia
National Forest a national park dedicated to wildlife, fishing,
camping, hiking, and of course whitewater rafting.
The trip starts in Kernville, a podunk little pay-before-you-pump
type of town dubbed the whitewater rafting capital; 40 minutes
downstream on a rickety old bus, we reach our put-in. From here,
the Lower Kern River stampedes down a boulder filled gorge littered
with curls of whitewater all throughout. It sporadically dashes
from a lazy-river-like feel to powerfully snapping rapids. Its
banks are lined with wild elk, blue heron, and other sorts of
creatures that quench themselves here from the scorching heat. In
one spot, you actually have to exit the river, and carry your raft
around the mother-of-all-rapids a class V nicknamed "The Royal
Flush".
I've joined up with a company called White Water Voyages, of which
the owner, Bill McGinnis, was named one of the top paddlers of the
century by Paddler Magazine. Aside from being an excellent paddler
and obtaining a Master's degree in English Literature, McGinnis
pioneered White Water Voyages to be one that focuses on having an
unmatched quality of service; and unmatched it was.
While stopping for lunch, I began to realize that our guides were
not just professional paddlers, but also excellent chefs. Now I
tend to eat a lot, especially if I don't have to pay extra for it.
Try as I did, I simply could not put a dent in the cornucopia they
had arranged at each meal. I'm talking sandwiches, cookies,
crackers, lemonade, boat-shaped watermelon and pineapple,
vegetables platters, and salad; this wasn't just average river
food. Each and every item was extremely fresh and tasty.
I don't mean to make you hungry, but if you don't mind, I'd like to
take a little more time talking about this incredible fare because
it was excellent, and I'm hungry. At the camp site (which I'll get
to in a minute), I had smoked salmon for dinner, corn on the cob,
fresh salad and beans, and a brownie souffl that was ridiculously
rich in chocolate. Then we woke up to eggs, sausage, bacon,
omelets, and giant fluffy pancakes with real maple syrup. Cereal
with milk, coffee and orange juice I don't eat this well at home
and here I was in the middle of the wilderness, eating like a king.
Now If you'll excuse me for a moment, I need to take a break from
the article I need to make a sandwich.
Ok, I'm back.
So the food is incredible and the service is definitely unmatched.
Let me tell you about a few of the guides. First there's Neal, a
burly-bearded surfer dude whose reputation as a skilled paddler is
closely challenged by his uncanny ability to make the world's best
pineapple boat. There's Darlene, an account executive from L.A.
that drives up to Kern County every weekend to be a river
guide.
Then there's Felipe, a scrawny little Costa
Rican boy with the skills of a river god. All throughout the trip,
the guides Ooohed and aaaahed at his tenacity to "surf the hole" (a
concept in which the raft actually "surfs" upstream in a U-Shaped
portion of water, stalling the raft mid-rapid). Lastly, there was
Bruce, AKA "Curly from 'City Slickers'." Curly piloted the food and
first aid kits down the rapids, leaving an offering of river rocks
to the river gods for safe passage at each stop. But he didn't just
put them in piles, he would deftly balance one upon another,
creating graceful, eccentric cairns.
About
the Author
Josh Edelson,
Jetsetters Magazine Correspondent. Join the Travel Writers Network
in th elogo at www.jetsettersmagazine.com
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